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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

When I saw the Klitori**

She was wearing red. With a pair of cross earings and a krypton-like crystal on her neck. She was hot. But don't get me wrong, she wasn't for the taking. She was "ate". Off limits. She was a godess. Unreachable to mere mortals. She is....

Klitorika.

6:00pm. Bo's cafe Cebu. I was going to meet Klitorika for the first time. First thought on my mind... "What if Klitorika isn't a girl?" What if she's really a 'he'?" Well, I was partly correct. She was pretty much a "babaeng bakla." hehehe.

6:05pm. I looked around Bo's cafe and couldn't see any trace of the Klitorika. I went to see the menu list on the counter. And after much deliberation, decided to look around again. An eye contact with a woman in red bade me to smile while thinking shit, what if that's not her and I was mistaken for a pervert. In split seconds, I planned my escape. But first instinct was right. She was indeed Klitorika.

I sat beside her, feeling quite akward, but slowly I felt at ease around her. She had her laptop turned on, showing me some noteable bloggers and some blogger tricks I had inquiries of. During this time, I got my copy of "Memoirs of Klitorika." A simple treat for me... for free. hehe.

Then she told me that Mr. Love-of-Her-Life aka luvidoods will be coming over to join us (I couldn't decide whether to refer to him as Mr. Klitorika or Mr. Dickory, kasi naman ung Klitorika pam babae lang, so Dickory sana pero parang ang sagwa).

Patay, I thought. Me bantay.

But when her luvidoods came, he was as accomodating as Klitorika and more madaldal.

I invited them both for dinner and got to know them more. They were such a nice funny couple. I know that part of their life story was written in the "Memoirs of Klitorika,' so I was excited to know them firsthand and place real faces on the characters on the blog and the book.

I'll reserve some of the juicy moments for a later post, plus some of the info I knew was written on the book, so I leave ya'll to know them more by reading the book itself, hehe.

Insert advertisement.

Wanna know more about Klitorika? Her adventures and misadventures in life? Her Mr. Dickory este Mr. Love of her life? I invite you all to support our fellow blogger and buy the "Memoirs of Klitorika" at your nearest National Bookstore.

Coming soon....

"Memoirs of Klitorika" A book review

(hahaha parang college days, me book review na nagaganap)

15 mga umutot:

odin hood said...

hmmm sige nga, mabasa nga

aliping binabahay said...

hmm... mukhang interesante

rheiboy17 said...

mukhang maganda ang magiging career mo sa pagbubuild up, sa tingin komanager ka ni klitorika. mukhang interesado ako dyan sa aklat na iyan ha, makabili nga sa national bookstore.

muy interesante!

p.s. (did you just coin the name Mr. Dickory? brilliant!!!)

dazedblu* said...

sounds interesting huh :)

Ruthi said...

hmmmmm... are you a talent mananger? good write up. you have a future in that career. kontakin kita pag napublish ang book ko ha? hehehehe. I wish! take care. galing talaga ng mga pinoy. i'm so pround. you make me cry. huhuhuhu

ROneiluke said...

ahhh...author pala xa ng book...im intrigued..hehe!

Toilet Thoughts said...

She's under PSICOM, the same publisher of Wanda Ilusyonada and another blogger I can't remember.

@Odin: hehe sige basahin mo.

@Alipin: try mo bumili hehe

@rheiboy17:Manager? hmmmm. nice idea. or at least man lang, dapat ata naniningil nako ng advertisement fee kay Klitorika no?

@Dazedblu: hehe interesting no?

@Ruthi: Haha talent manager: I wish din, para naman me pagkakitaan. hehe.

@Roneiluke: hehe. She's a blogger who placed part of her blog and her write ups into good use and got paid for it. Galing no? I've read the book. Ang kulet basahin. mag release ako soon ng review. hehe.

Toilet Thoughts said...

@Rheiboy again: hehe. Opo, sakin lang ung Mr. Dickory, so sana wag magalit/ ma offend ung bf/ hubby ni Klitorika. hehe.

KLITORIKA said...

Wow naman kuya super flattered me hi,hi,hi salamat ha.Wala na akong masabi....

Thanks sa lahat! muah!

Roland said...

akala ko kung ano... iba kasi pumasok sa isip ko when i red "klitorika" hehe... you met the author of that book, astig!!! bka nman related sa family mo... haha.

Toilet Thoughts said...

@Klitorika: hehe. me talent fee po ito.

@Roland: nope. walang blood line. Royal blood po ako. Heheh. yup, met her through blogspot. So pag nagpa blogger party ako, sama ka na din. hehe.

Teka teka... nasan na ung mga usual bloggers na nag cocomment dito? hmmm ang dami bago... siguro kayo lahat nag search ng tagalog na "Klitori*" tapos iba ung lumabas at dito kayo napadpad... mga mahahalay! hehe. Joke lang po.

Toilet Thoughts said...

@Ronald ulit. ay oo nga pala. after blogspot shakeys naman. sabi ko kasi... "meet moko, cute ako"... ayun, uto uto. nahingan ko pa ng libreng kopya ng libro. hehe. nangungulit lang. Mabait yan si Ms. Klitorika kasi at si Mr. Dickory.

ika said...

dickory. lolz.

Anino said...

Sa totoo lang, may laman ang mga akda ni Klitorika.Yung iba nga,nakakairita lang yung laman ng libro nila.

wanderingcommuter said...

interesting... ill watch for that one...

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