When I saw the Klitori**

She was wearing red. With a pair of cross earings and a krypton-like crystal on her neck. She was hot. But don't get me wrong, she wasn't for the taking. She was "ate". Off limits. She was a godess. Unreachable to mere mortals. She is....

Klitorika.

6:00pm. Bo's cafe Cebu. I was going to meet Klitorika for the first time. First thought on my mind... "What if Klitorika isn't a girl?" What if she's really a 'he'?" Well, I was partly correct. She was pretty much a "babaeng bakla." hehehe.

6:05pm. I looked around Bo's cafe and couldn't see any trace of the Klitorika. I went to see the menu list on the counter. And after much deliberation, decided to look around again. An eye contact with a woman in red bade me to smile while thinking shit, what if that's not her and I was mistaken for a pervert. In split seconds, I planned my escape. But first instinct was right. She was indeed Klitorika.

I sat beside her, feeling quite akward, but slowly I felt at ease around her. She had her laptop turned on, showing me some noteable bloggers and some blogger tricks I had inquiries of. During this time, I got my copy of "Memoirs of Klitorika." A simple treat for me... for free. hehe.

Then she told me that Mr. Love-of-Her-Life aka luvidoods will be coming over to join us (I couldn't decide whether to refer to him as Mr. Klitorika or Mr. Dickory, kasi naman ung Klitorika pam babae lang, so Dickory sana pero parang ang sagwa).

Patay, I thought. Me bantay.

But when her luvidoods came, he was as accomodating as Klitorika and more madaldal.

I invited them both for dinner and got to know them more. They were such a nice funny couple. I know that part of their life story was written in the "Memoirs of Klitorika,' so I was excited to know them firsthand and place real faces on the characters on the blog and the book.

I'll reserve some of the juicy moments for a later post, plus some of the info I knew was written on the book, so I leave ya'll to know them more by reading the book itself, hehe.

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Wanna know more about Klitorika? Her adventures and misadventures in life? Her Mr. Dickory este Mr. Love of her life? I invite you all to support our fellow blogger and buy the "Memoirs of Klitorika" at your nearest National Bookstore.

Coming soon....

"Memoirs of Klitorika" A book review

(hahaha parang college days, me book review na nagaganap)