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Saturday, May 3, 2008

Blogger Self Pity

The Toilet is currently down. Cannot flush. Got lots of fecal matter (or floating submarines for conservative ones) floating. Yellowish, greenish. A couple of flies mating on top of it (and it has nothing to do with Toilet's LBM).

The Toilet is currently on Blogger Self Pity.

It seems that the Toilet has been alone for quite sometime now and has questions lurking in its plumbing system.


Why is it that most bloggers know each other and the Toilet doesn't (except for a blockmate blogger)? How come site meter increases without Toilet even getting to know those visiting? Toilet got excited when Toilet got his first 1000 hits. But who are they?


Doesn't anyone want to befriend the Toilet? Is the Toilet ugly? Does the Toilet smell? Reeking with eeky stuffs? Ok, ok so the Toilet is having some weird bowel practice lately. But the Toilet flushes often, I tell you। The Toilet flushes। Come, all is welcome to relax with the Toilet. Talk to the Toilet. I beseach ya'll.

Oh darn। Ignore me। Just ate somehting bad.

24 mga umutot:

wanderingcommuter said...

hahaha...

well,s ometimes kasi its a informal thing. i think its already given that if you are a constant blog reader you are already establishing informal relationship that is being friends for that matter.

hehehe.

don't worry, count me in!

aliping binabahay said...

hehe, wag ka mag-alala. handang maglinis ng toilet ang alipin. magpasabi ka lang. ;p

yoshke said...

hey hey hey, i always read your blog. but yeah, it may be my first time to comment. Lurker. Haha.

Toilet Thoughts said...

@Wandering Commuter: Cge ha promise yan. Friends na tayo ha. (para akong bata).

@Alipin: Uy, sige sige, dala ka ng zonrox, mop at pulutan. hehe.

@yoshke: unga daya mo. Though I think I've visited your blog before, I'll link you up so that I'll be able to visit you often. Ayt??? Basta friends na tayo. comment often, pleaseeee... :)

Sa lahat: What if magyaya ako ng gimick out... maybe sometime on my birthday? Sama kayo? hehe. wishful thinking... :)

Anonymous said...

Gimick?! Hmmmm... that wud be so cool! Hope it wud be a overnight swimming party :P

GOD bless

yoshke said...

Basta libre. Joke.

Maiba lang, Kamukha mo yung classmate ko sa ateneo dati. Haha. Hindi naman siguro ikaw yun. Naiinis ako dun e. Haha.

Toilet Thoughts said...

Hehe. Hindi po ako taga Ateneo. Napapadpad lang ako dun pag manunuod ng play ng Sibol. hehe.

Toilet Thoughts said...

At malabong maging classmate tayo. Tanda na ako. hehe. OO sige ba libre ko. hehe.

@Anonymous: parang kilala kita. sige overnight swimming, pero sagot mo ung resort ha. hehe. Gusto ko yung Villa overlooking the beach at infinity pool at glass ang bathroom. hehe. :)

Mugen said...

In my five years of blogging, it didn't bother me whether someone is reading or not. Bahala sila, basta ako sulat lang ng sulat. My blog answers to me.

Gulat na lang ako, people would say they use my blog to hop to other blogs (like what I do when I check out wancom's blog) Basta, write what you enjoy writing. Reach out to others when you feel like to.

In the end, they'd come and read you, with sitemeter or not.

Toilet Thoughts said...

Naks. Kuyang kuya talaga. Thanks mugen! Kahit saan talaga, astig ka mag advise. Sana I can be more like you. Madaling nakikisama sa iba, yet independent in your own way. Thanks ulet. hehe. :)

Mugen said...

Walang anuman dude. You seem to be independent in your own way. In fact, I think you're more in control of your life.

You are being read by many. Yun ang assurance ko sayo. :)

bananas said...

i dont mind having any kind of conversation with the toilet. id dare stay inside, if i must.

Toilet Thoughts said...

@Kuya Joms: Wow. Nicest compliment I got for the year (being in control). Thanks Kuya Joms.

@bananas: hehe. you're welcome to stay as long as you want. hehe.

Richard the Adventurer said...

Nice naman... Simpleng toilet nagagawan ng mga stories... articles... hehe :) Napakcreative! I love it!

supervillainess said...

should i send you flowers or wine? haha. cheer up pare. (ayan feeling close na ko) :p

Ann said...

eeww!! ang dumi kasi ng toilet mo. joke!!!

Toilet Thoughts said...

@Richard: hehe. thanks po.

@Supervillaness: Uy pare, sige. Wine nalang, o vodka. hehe. Salamat!

@Ann: Uy, tapos nako mag LBM (seryoso, nag LBM kasi ako) at malinis na toilet ko. Wala nang bakas ng nakaraan. hehe

Anonymous said...

you know me??? how??? hmmm san bang resort may ganung specs.... ala kc me alam eh... but im cool for an overnight swimming but its only for the two of us, deal?
hope to know you eventhough you know me already.

GOD BLESS

Toilet Thoughts said...

@anonymous: freaky ka... katakot... hehe...

Anonymous said...

@toilet: y katakot? im friendly and harmless. Mayroon bang magagalit kapag sinama kita sa resort na tayong dalawa lang? We will have a lot of bonding time to know each other. It will be my treat and if u want u can pick the resort u want.

hope to hear from you soon!

cheers!

GOD BLESS

Diablo said...

buddy, busy lang ako these days, pero if anything, am just a text away.

i hope you feel better soon.

gillboard said...

hey don't be sad... tingnan mo, dami dumadamay sa'yo. =)

Piece of advise lang bro, I learned this from a fellow blogger: "We blog to express and not to impress"

Words I live by...

Toilet Thoughts said...

@Anonymous: ahhhh. group swimming nlng. hehe para masaya.

@Diablo: Carl! namiss kita grabe. di ka nagsasabi lumipat ka ng site. pilit kong iniisip kung panu nangyari na for invited readoers only tapos di ako invited? hhmmppf! hehe kidding.

@Gillboard: Thanks. I needed that. hehe. Unga pansin ko ung iba ngayon ko lang nakita pero pumupunta pala at least good thing is, mababasa ko na din sites nila kasi nagparamdam sila. hehe. Thanks po sa words of wisdom. Take care!

CokskiBlue said...

Jepoy!

I agree with the comments above. But if you really wanna meet bloggers and ya know, kinda talk with them from time to time or in a regular basis, create a Twitter account at Twitter.com. Most bloggers usually haz it and its a great way to meet other bloggers. Add me up: cokskiblue.

Take it easy man. Ingat!

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