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Monday, December 15, 2008

Size

A day in Cebu:

Me at the printers/ computer shop:

Me: Miga, naa ka pa print? (Miss, do you have print services?)

Girl: naa (We have)

Me: tagpila ka print? (how much for printing?)

Girl: size

Me: short bond lang, tagpila ka print? (only for short bond paper size, how much for a print?)

Girl: size

Me: ha? Tagpila nga? (ha? How much again?)

Girl: size nga (with a smirk)

Then I realize, size….

Me: ahhh size… (as in sais (sa-iz), as in uno… dos… tres…kwatro … singko... sais)

Ang tanga ko talaga, size nga naman. (Stupid me, yeah, sais)

Me: sige po paprint (next time, I won’t try to speak Bisaya anymore, it’s a disaster brewing, really)

Some of my colleages make fun of my “Bisaya” accent, it’s actually a mixture of my Batangueno-Manilenyo trying hard to be bisaya accent. So imagine a batangueno sing song accent in a Bisaya dialect. Yikes. As Happy Slip’s dad would term it… DISASTER.


In anycase, I'm in a "nonsense post" mode till I get to be on a real vacation from work. See yah!

4 mga umutot:

wanderingcommuter said...

hahaha... natawa naman kaya ako dun... hahahaha!

mel beckham said...

Mwahahahaha! At least u tried. A+ for effort!

Toilet Thoughts said...

@Ewik: hehe

@MBA: yehey! pasado padin. hehe.

JP aka handyman said...

hahaha, na-aliw ako dun ah... yeah, cebu's bisaya is a bit hard to understand.. pero ur gud ha.

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