Sungit mode and back

One, I rarely respond to Group Messages, though I am guilty of such from time to time, I’d somehow limit them to sensible messages in need of a public announcement GMs. Pero oo, cool forwarded messages are still ok. If we are not close, I suggest you just make your own twitter account.

Two, don’t text me a generic “good morning”. I’d assume since you’re on Unlitxt, you’ve prolly sent them to 500 of your contacts. Chances are, if you find me on a foul mood, I’ll never reply to any of your messages for that day.

Three, Absence makes the heart go fonder… but for me it makes the heart forget.

Four, I am now tired of asking people/ friends out. Don’t anymore expect me to be all Tim Yap. You ask me out, not the other way around. Spontaneity is the new game. Let’s see if I’m free.

Five, I’ve realised that all I need in life would be God, my family, my better half, and best friends, if you don’t fall in any of these categories, or would never have the chance of being in any, don’t even bother. I really don’t give a damn anymore for anyone so unimportant.

Six, I hate users. Nuf said.

Seven, the world DOES NOT revolve around me, but sometimes, I do need SOME appreciation. But I’d know if you’re all fake, hindi ako kulangot so wag mokong bola bolahin.

Eight, Kung MAYABANG Ka, pero panget ka na, bobo pa, social climber na pilit, sinungaling na frog, wag kang lumapit sakin. Mangangati lang ako, at baka mandilim paningin ko at baka mapagkamalan pa kitang basurang kelangang sisiga sa ilalim ng puno ng mangga.

Nine, If you text me something but when I reply a whole paragraph back, you give me a smiley, back off, you’ll just raise my ire to near ozone.

Ten, I hate myself. Because I know that after today, all that I wrote above wouldn’t really apply anymore and I’d be all too nice and cuddly again. All welcoming to everyone including stray cats even higads. That I’ll still be overflowing with positivity and would like to share so much love in the world. Tapos lahat kayo, kukulitin ko ng MIIIIISSSSSSSSS NAAAAAAA KITAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Darn, I hate myself. Can’t I be all nega for once?!?!?!?!?

HAAAY!!!! EPIC FAIL!